Can you keep a secret? I noticed nobody was using this blog so I\u2019m taking it over. Yep, consider this my first corporate takeover. Kind of.<\/p>\n
Anyway, RSO \u2013 which is the shorthand I use for RapidSSLOnline.com \u2013 isn\u2019t really doing much but posting poorly written SEO articles on here so I figured we could touch it up a bit and I\u2019ll start ranting<\/span> posting missives a couple times a week.<\/p>\n Oh, I guess I should introduce myself. I\u2019m Carl. I was born in the depression era and spent my early adulthood as a farm hand in California. I was lonely, save my good friend Lennie, a large, simple man who had no concept of his size or strength. One day, he accidentally broke a woman\u2019s neck and I had to put him down myself, lest a mob get him. You know what they say, even the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry. [Editor’s Note: None of this is true]<\/p>\n Anyway, after that I moved East, had a family, bought a computer and now here I am today. I won\u2019t lie, it\u2019s complicated being the only cartoon in the office. There\u2019s a lot of things you wouldn\u2019t anticipate that end up being a problem. For instance, if I run anywhere I tend to kick up a cartoonish cloud of dust, which \u2013 cartoonish or not \u2013 irritates my co-workers. I can also only eat cartoon food, which makes Friday lunches a challenge since not many restaurants have a specialty menu. I can buy a gluten free pizza, but not a cartoon one\u2014and everyone knows cartoon pizza looks way better than real pizza.<\/p>\n I\u2019m getting distracted. My point in taking over this blog is to help you avoid making the same kinds of internet mistakes I make. I get fooled a lot, phished a lot, duped a lot. You know who else gets into a lot of trouble online? Al Gore. And considering him and I created the internet [Editor\u2019s Note: Nope] back in the 90\u2019s, that says a lot about the current state of web security.<\/p>\n I\u2019m an expert in getting into trouble. But I learn\u2026 eventually. And I can teach you about web security and how to avoid the same pitfalls I\u2019ve had. So join me as we delve into this crazy thing called the internet. And if you see Al, give him a hug. He\u2019s spent the last ten years rambling on about emissions, which is ironic for anyone who farts in their sleep as much as Mr. Gore does\u2026<\/p>\n Don\u2019t ask me how I know that.<\/p>\n Stay cautious, my friends.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"